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Andy Rooney Quotes

Don’t you hate it when... your suitcase is the last one off the airplane? Picture Quote #1

Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they’ll be okay if they’re left alone Picture Quote #1

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each Picture Quote #1

By the time they’re ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable Picture Quote #1

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book Picture Quote #1

If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it’s dumb Picture Quote #1

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No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear Picture Quote #1

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be Picture Quote #1

In spite of some bad experiences, I’m a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning Picture Quote #1

Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one Picture Quote #1

Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer Picture Quote #1

I’d like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there’s something going on in mathematics that I don’t understand, and I’d like to find out what it is Picture Quote #1

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Numbers tend to give the impression that there’s more order in the world than there is Picture Quote #1

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own Picture Quote #1

There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery Picture Quote #1

The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn’t necessarily the one who can teach it best Picture Quote #1

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily Picture Quote #1

Writers don’t often say anything that readers don’t already know, unless its a news story. A writer’s greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do Picture Quote #1

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Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don’t push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion Picture Quote #1

We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time Picture Quote #1

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Don’t you hate it when... your suitcase is the last one off the airplane? (Andy Rooney Quotes) Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically bad but they’ll be okay if they’re left alone (Andy Rooney Quotes) Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each (Andy Rooney Quotes) By the time they’re ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable (Andy Rooney Quotes) In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book (Andy Rooney Quotes) If you put on an item of clothing that hurts just because you have an idea it looks better or conforms to what other people are wearing, it’s dumb (Andy Rooney Quotes) No matter what any of the grammar teachers say, punctuation is an arbitrary matter. It should be used to make sentences clear (Andy Rooney Quotes) Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be (Andy Rooney Quotes) In spite of some bad experiences, I’m a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning (Andy Rooney Quotes) Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one (Andy Rooney Quotes) Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer (Andy Rooney Quotes) I’d like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there’s something going on in mathematics that I don’t understand, and I’d like to find out what it is (Andy Rooney Quotes) Numbers tend to give the impression that there’s more order in the world than there is (Andy Rooney Quotes) No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own (Andy Rooney Quotes) There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery (Andy Rooney Quotes) The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn’t necessarily the one who can teach it best (Andy Rooney Quotes) Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily (Andy Rooney Quotes) Writers don’t often say anything that readers don’t already know, unless its a news story. A writer’s greatest pleasure is revealing to people things they knew but did not know they knew. Or did not realize everyone else knew, too. This produces a warm sense of fellow feeling and is the best a writer can do (Andy Rooney Quotes) Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated. I resent anyone pushing their religion on me. I don’t push my atheism on anybody else. Live and let live. Not many people practice that when it comes to religion (Andy Rooney Quotes) We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of lonliness. We need each other and we need to get away from each other. We need proximity and distance, conversation and silence. We almost always get more of each than we want at any one time (Andy Rooney Quotes)

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